Audrey says..................

My 6 yr old Audrey just cracks me up more often than necessary. She tells me this morning...about her version of a conversation she had with My UNCLE Harvey last night! and it goes...


Audrey: "Mom" grandpa is so funny...

Me: totally confused, I ask, Grandpa who?

Audrey: You know Grandpa in the kitchen...

Me: Oh...you mean Uncle Harvey (he's gray all over that's why she says Grandpa)

Audrey: yeah him "Grandpa"...guess what he called the babies "Binky" (Pacifier)???

Me: What?

Audrey: (Totally laughing hard) he called it a "NIPPLE"....

Me: I'm laughing too with her, and I said what do you mean!

Audrey: Well, he was cleaning the kitchen and he holds up babies "Binky" and says to us "Who's nipple is this"????

Me: (laughing too,) what did you do?

Audrey: I didn't laugh in the kitchen, because I didn't want Grandpa to hear me, so I went in the living room and laughed hard in there.....